Yes. Another penis post.
My three year old has decided that it’s fun to make up words to songs that she knows to be silly. It’s cute. Sometimes I think it’s unintentional, but no less hilarious. For example:
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life’s your butter dream
So this evening she decides to start singing “Twinkle, Twinkle little star”. Which apparently, goes something like this:
Twinkle twinkle little penis
So she’s singing this song and surreptitiously goes into the kitchen where my husband is cooking dinner after working all day (yup, he’s amazing, be jealous) singling “Twinkle, twinkle little penis” over and over again. I’m playing on the floor with the baby in another room and can’t see the interaction.
Suddenly my husband announces: “No, you may NOT touch my penis.”
Apparently she needed visual aids?